After getting in the shower, I was standing in my bathroom getting ready. Zachary comes in the bathroom holding his privates so here is our conversation...
"Zachary, why are you holding your penis? Do you have to go to the bathroom?"
"No, mom."
"Zachary, we do not walk around holding our private parts. You do not see Dad walking around holding his penis, do you?"
"No. " He looks down, kinda confused.
"Zachary, why are you still holding your penis?"
"I have to mom. It will fall off like yours."
I could not help it, I rolled over laughing...and changed the subject really fast!
